Homosexuality is found in over 450 species. Homophobia is found in only one. Which one seems unnatural now?

Must be those damn axolotls. Bunch of homophobes, I’ll tell you what.

PROOF

But in all seriousness, humans need to cut this shit out (the homophobia, and, hell, the racism, sexism, isms in general, etc. etc.).

And axolotls are fascinating creatures. Cute to boot.

so i herd you liek axolotls 

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May this movie be as wondrous as the trailer portrays it to be.

This film needs to be done! It’s pretty infuriating that this project has been on the back-burner due to a lack of funding.

Money may make the world go ‘round, but it sure has a way bringing dreams to the ground.

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What can I say? This is pretty damn entertaining.

I believe this is Oscar Mayer’s especially subtle way of telling the people of 1965 that only 100% human children meat is used in his products. Why do you think they spread such propaganda over the airwaves featuring kids shoehorning each other to (want to) become wieners?

Here's Oscar!

Oh shit, son!


False conspiracy theorizing aside, here’s another video with Jerry Ringlien from the Oscar Meyer ad department explaining how the jingle came to be.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAz5Jc0DWpg&feature=related 

… “False conspiracy theorizing?” Redundant, don’t you think?

Hahaha! That means I sound like a good ol’ fashioned medical expert when verbally exclaiming that one is intellectually challenged! I’m not being rude or insulting, I am aiding such individuals in acknowledging such thought-deficiencies so that they may better themselves in the future. Or to shut the fuck up/get the fuck out. Whichever treatment options best suit the situation.

Hahaha! That means I sound like a good ol’ fashioned medical expert when verbally exclaiming that one is intellectually challenged! I’m not being rude or insulting, I am aiding such individuals in acknowledging such thought-deficiencies so that they may better themselves in the future. Or to shut the fuck up/get the fuck out. Whichever treatment options best suit the situation.

And unhealthy!

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QUICK NOTE: I don’t know the source for the gorgeous Saria painting heading this post, but it isn’t mine. Just so y’all know, mmkay?

It’s been a week since Ocarina of Time 3D has been released (and boy, do I wish I had the cash for a 3DS). We all know that this game got such a fantastic remake because 2011 is Zelda’s 25th Anniversay*. You know, that and the fact that Nintendo knows that they’re going to make wads of cash from OoT3D. Besides, the 3DS is in need of more games.

Regardless, us fans are enjoying the delectability (yes, I just made that term up) of this game and waiting in anticipation for Skyward Sword, the 25th Anniversary Concert and whatever else Nintendo has planned for one of their star children.

Of course, some people have/will honor LoZ and, in this case, OoT3D in their own grassroots way. I present to you, the best fucking GameStop of all time! Pun partially intended.

This is what you call fan-dedication! Boy, I sure wish my minimum wage job was nearly as fun and nerdy as this specific GameStop! All we ever decorate the store for is Canada Day and Christmas. Grocery stores: about as fun as the name suggests. Kudos to the employees and the manager for really showing their Zelda pride! Original source: http://www.zeldainformer.com/2011/06/gamestop-turns-zelda-shop.html

*Speaking of 25th Anniversaries, we can’t forget that this year is also Metroid’s big two-five, but thanks to the atrocity that was Other M, the series won’t be getting any of the commemoration the Mario and LoZ games are receiving. It doesn’t help that Metroid games, in general, aren’t as lucrative either. Sigh.

Take that, 3 year old children of the world! I can now easily protect myself from your fiendish ways with the nefarious genius of the Suidae genus!

 VS 

 RESULT:

FUCK! You guys weren’t supposed to befriend each other! Maybe if I show those oinkers videos of kids singing the Oscar Mayer Weiner song they’ll finally wage war on those damnable tykes. Ah well.

Take that, 3 year old children of the world! I can now easily protect myself from your fiendish ways with the nefarious genius of the Suidae genus!

VS

RESULT:

FUCK! You guys weren’t supposed to befriend each other! Maybe if I show those oinkers videos of kids singing the Oscar Mayer Weiner song they’ll finally wage war on those damnable tykes. Ah well.

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Anyone else think of Pinochio?

Anyone else think of Pinochio?

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